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All-time standings, champions, weekly records, season finishes, and head-to-head history.

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Reigning champion2025

Marc

Olave Garden

Reigning Sacko2025

Dave

Drake It ’Til You Make It

Seasons: 13
Regular-season games: 1,036
Managers: 17
Points scored: 198,582

Highest career win rateRyan · 62.8%

Best among managers with at least five seasons.

Championship leaders3 managers with 2

Alex, Ryan, Johnny.

First-year championMarc

Won the championship in his first season.

Career records

All-time standings

Career totals use regular-season results so every era compares cleanly.

Rank by

Alex

Jacking Goff

97career wins

Win rate: 55.4%
Titles: 2
Seasons: 13

Ryan

Cooking with Rice

93career wins

Win rate: 62.8%
Titles: 2
Seasons: 11

Johnny

MJD_MVP

24career wins

Win rate: 60.0%
Titles: 2
Seasons: 3

Rank
1	Alex	13	97-78	55.4%	17,208.1	98.33	9	2	3
2	Ryan	11	93-55	62.8%	15,327.19	103.56	7	2	0
3	JohnnyAlumni	3	24-16	60.0%	3,696.04	92.4	2	2	0
4	Kevin	13	95-80	54.3%	16,935.53	96.77	7	1	1
5	Neil	10	73-62	54.1%	13,250.54	98.15	6	1	0
6	Greg	12	71-90	44.1%	15,244.96	94.69	6	1	0
7	Peter Ho	12	69-92	42.9%	14,775.67	91.77	5	1	1
8	Daniel	12	68-94	42.0%	15,150.07	93.52	4	1	1
9	Mike C	2	17-11	60.7%	3,237.18	115.61	1	1	0
10	Marc	1	8-6	57.1%	1,754.35	125.31	1	1	0
11	Peter	13	99-76	56.6%	17,270.72	98.69	9	0	0
12	David	13	90-85	51.4%	16,625.14	95	7	0	2
13	AlessandroAlumni	12	78-83	48.5%	15,351.86	95.35	6	0	1
14	Michael	13	73-102	41.7%	16,421.33	93.84	3	0	2
15	JeremyAlumni	7	44-50	46.8%	8,433.9	89.72	2	0	1
16	RaedAlumni	4	23-30	43.4%	4,468.38	84.31	0	0	0
17	ChristianAlumni	3	14-26	35.0%	3,430.74	85.77	1	0	1

Alex13 seasons · 2 titles

97wins

Record: 97-78
Win rate: 55.4%
Points: 17,208

Ryan11 seasons · 2 titles

93wins

Record: 93-55
Win rate: 62.8%
Points: 15,327

JohnnyAlumni3 seasons · 2 titles

24wins

Record: 24-16
Win rate: 60.0%
Points: 3,696

Kevin13 seasons · 1 title

95wins

Record: 95-80
Win rate: 54.3%
Points: 16,936

Neil10 seasons · 1 title

73wins

Record: 73-62
Win rate: 54.1%
Points: 13,251

Greg12 seasons · 1 title

71wins

Record: 71-90
Win rate: 44.1%
Points: 15,245

Peter Ho12 seasons · 1 title

69wins

Record: 69-92
Win rate: 42.9%
Points: 14,776

Daniel12 seasons · 1 title

68wins

Record: 68-94
Win rate: 42.0%
Points: 15,150

Mike C2 seasons · 1 title

17wins

Record: 17-11
Win rate: 60.7%
Points: 3,237

Marc1 seasons · 1 title

8wins

Record: 8-6
Win rate: 57.1%
Points: 1,754

Peter13 seasons · 0 titles

99wins

Record: 99-76
Win rate: 56.6%
Points: 17,271

David13 seasons · 0 titles

90wins

Record: 90-85
Win rate: 51.4%
Points: 16,625

AlessandroAlumni12 seasons · 0 titles

78wins

Record: 78-83
Win rate: 48.5%
Points: 15,352

Michael13 seasons · 0 titles

73wins

Record: 73-102
Win rate: 41.7%
Points: 16,421

JeremyAlumni7 seasons · 0 titles

44wins

Record: 44-50
Win rate: 46.8%
Points: 8,434

RaedAlumni4 seasons · 0 titles

23wins

Record: 23-30
Win rate: 43.4%
Points: 4,468

ChristianAlumni3 seasons · 0 titles

14wins

Record: 14-26
Win rate: 35.0%
Points: 3,431

League records

Record book

Weekly records include regular-season and playoff games.

Highest weekly score

196.58

Peter Ho

over Neil, 160.982024 · Week 14 · Regular season

Closest finish

0.02

Peter over Greg

94.56–94.542020 · Week 11

Biggest blowout

97.28

Alessandro over Daniel

161.54–64.262013 · Week 15 · Playoffs

Highest-scoring game

357.56

Peter Ho vs Neil

196.58–160.982024 · Week 14

Best regular season

12-1

Neil

Drake's New Favorite Team · Champion2017 season

Longest win streak

Straight wins

Alex · Week 3 through Week 122022 season

Most season points

1,922.8

Peter

The Quadfather2024 regular season

Lowest weekly score

25.66

Michael

vs Christian, 90.242014 · Week 12

The hardware

Hall of champions

Every league champion, season by season.

2025

Marc

Olave Garden

Record: 8-6
Runner-up: Alex

2024

Mike C

Kyren On My Wayward Son

Record: 10-4
Runner-up: David

2023

Daniel

My Butker Hurts

Record: 7-7
Runner-up: Greg

2022

Alex

Mahomes Depot

Record: 12-2
Runner-up: Ryan

2021

Ryan

Fire Hydrant Fanatics

Record: 10-4
Runner-up: Alessandro

2020

Ryan

Massage Parlour Rugg and Tug

Record: 10-3
Runner-up: Peter

2019

Greg

Grilled Brees Sandwich

Record: 8-5
Runner-up: Alessandro

2018

Kevin

Chalupa Batman

Record: 7-6
Runner-up: Ryan

2017

Neil

Drake's New Favorite Team

Record: 12-1
Runner-up: Peter

2016

Alex

Forte Inch Ditka

Record: 10-3
Runner-up: Ryan

2015

Johnny

MJD_MVP

Record: 10-3
Runner-up: Ryan

2014

Peter Ho

Oops I Gave you Crabtree

Record: 9-4
Runner-up: Alessandro

2013

Johnny

MJD_MVP

Record: 10-4
Runner-up: Alex

Matchup history

Head-to-head

Pick any two managers. The series includes regular season and playoff meetings.

Manager oneVSManager two

Peter9wins

19meetings

Alex10wins

All-time points1,727.62Peter

Series margin1game difference

All-time points1,821.48Alex

Recent meetings

Regular season + playoffs

2025W10 · Regular

95.5–100.2

2024W6 · Regular

108.02–145.9

2023W12 · Regular

96.16–77

2023W11 · Regular

84.44–124.82

2022W14 · Regular

95.3–122.68

2022W4 · Regular

100.96–153.16

Year by year

Season archive

Final finishes, regular-season records, scoring leaders, and last place.

2025ChampionMarc

ChampionMarc

Runner-upAlex

Points leaderDaniel1,820.75

Last placeDavid

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1MarcOlave Garden8-61,754.35#3

2AlexJacking Goff8-61,678.9#4

3PeterThe Quadfather9-51,793.2#2

4DanielDavante’s Inferno10-41,820.75#1

5KevinJa'Marr Ja'Merrier7-71,571.75#6

6GregHenny Boys 8-61,539.3#5

7Mike COmarion’s Bucky Charms7-71,468.9#7

8NeilThe Football Team6-81,521.7#9

9RyanCooking with Rice6-81,574.05#8

10MichaeluOttawa Oily Orifices5-91,542.25#11

11Peter HoJeanty in a Bottle4-101,509.55#12

12DavidDrake It ’Til You Make It6-81,512.9#10

2024ChampionMike C

ChampionMike C

Runner-upDavid

Points leaderPeter1,922.8

Last placeDaniel

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1Mike CKyren On My Wayward Son10-41,768.28#2

2DavidKneecap Biters 8-61,653.02#5

3PeterThe Quadfather11-31,922.8#1

4Peter HoMiddleAgedHo Koo7-71,736.78#6

5AlexMachine Gun Kelce10-41,716.2#3

6KevinNo Regarretts10-41,666.08#4

7MichaeluOttawa Oily Orifices2-121,334.54#12

8NeilThe Football Team3-111,380.6#11

9GregPitts and Pieces7-71,591.98#8

10RyanBreece-an Hall Gaib7-71,633.94#7

11AlessandroSacko Mode4-101,528.42#10

12DanielChristian NoCalfrey5-91,540.04#9

2023ChampionDaniel

ChampionDaniel

Runner-upGreg

Points leaderNeil1,452.16

Last placeAlessandro

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1DanielMy Butker Hurts7-71,386.1#5

2GregKatching Kelce7-71,325.98#6

3NeilThe Football Team10-41,452.16#1

4PeterSeattle Stallions9-51,292.9#2

5DavidAmon a Mission8-61,288.7#4

6AlexGibbsme the Light8-61,320.44#3

7RyanKuppenheimer7-71,227.22#7

8KevinChristian Mingle6-81,248.38#9

9JeremyOh Saquon You See7-71,132.78#8

10MichaelThe Federal Fingerblasters5-91,362#10

11Peter HoEasy Breecey5-91,244.54#12

12AlessandroLet Hill Cook5-91,263.32#11

2022ChampionAlex

ChampionAlex

Runner-upRyan

Points leaderAlex1,578.44

Last placePeter Ho

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1AlexMahomes Depot12-21,578.44#1

2RyanCougar Hunters8-61,415.22#2

3GregEagles Booster Club8-61,362.32#3

4DavidMoore the Merrier8-61,283.38#4

5MichaelThe Federal Fingerblasters7-71,323.62#6

6AlessandroChubby Chaser7-71,341.04#5

7DanielMcLaurin F17-71,303.74#7

8KevinChalupa Batman7-71,194.04#8

9NeilThe Mixon Administration6-81,252.14#9

10PeterAmon-Ra Ra Rasputin5-91,296.68#10

11JeremyHeat Zeke-ing Missles5-91,199.16#11

12Peter HoThe Expendables4-101,028.12#12

2021ChampionRyan

ChampionRyan

Runner-upAlessandro

Points leaderAlessandro1,457.1

Last placeAlex

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1RyanFire Hydrant Fanatics10-41,417.38#3

2AlessandroIfUSmell what DALVIN is COOKin11-31,457.1#1

3MichaelUnemployed Underdogs10-41,428#2

4DanielYou Done Messed Up A-Aron8-61,292.44#4

5NeilGame of Jones - Neil7-71,334.34#6

6GregBone Ruggs-N-Sermony7-71,412.6#5

7JeremyThe Hurts Locker6-81,391.84#8

8DavidTaylor Made7-71,300.02#7

9Peter HoBaby got Dak3-111,110.68#12

10PeterBalls to the Waller5-91,255.56#10

11KevinChalupa Batman5-91,357.78#9

12AlexThe Hospital5-91,238.96#11

2020ChampionRyan

ChampionRyan

Runner-upPeter

Points leaderRyan1,435.54

Last placeDavid

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1RyanMassage Parlour Rugg and Tug10-31,435.54#1

2PeterThiel My Chubb8-51,332.72#3

3NeilGame of Jones8-51,221.84#5

4KevinChalupa Batman9-41,277.78#2

5AlexZeke and Destroy8-51,252.66#4

6JeremyNo Legs to Stand On7-61,167.48#6

7MichaelUnemployed Underdogs6-71,259.86#7

8AlessandroIFYASMELL what DALVIN is COOKn6-71,246.88#8

9Peter HoFresh Prince of Helaire6-71,186.52#9

10GregJoshJacobsJingleheimerSchmidt3-101,181.2#11

11DanielShake-N-Bakers4-91,140.38#10

12DavidSo Good it Ertz3-101,006.88#12

2019ChampionGreg

ChampionGreg

Runner-upAlessandro

Points leaderRyan1,381.2

Last placeJeremy

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1GregGrilled Brees Sandwich8-51,321.14#3

2AlessandroBash Bros8-51,267.46#4

3PeterI dont Thiel so good Mr Stark9-41,305.24#2

4RyanFollowers of Da Sun God11-21,381.2#1

5Peter HoAaron Out Dirty Laundry8-51,161.4#5

6NeilDavid's Tea7-61,162.9#6

7DavidSo Good it Ertz3-101,190.34#11

8AlexSuh and a Half Men6-71,053.4#8

9KevinChalupa Batman6-71,173.72#7

10MichaelEcobee Early Erections2-111,040.64#12

11DanielShake-N-Bakers5-81,139.8#9

12JeremyHot Chubb Time Machine5-81,072.02#10

2018ChampionKevin

ChampionKevin

Runner-upRyan

Points leaderAlex1,419.74

Last placeMichael

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1KevinChalupa Batman7-61,357.46#6

2RyanModern Day Shakespeares8-51,340.58#5

3AlexGreen Had Me Goffin9-41,419.74#1

4PeterSeth's Little JuFro8-51,217.42#2

5DavidSo Good it Ertz8-51,322.7#3

6AlessandroWentzer is Coming8-51,288.3#4

7NeilDrake's New Favorite Team7-61,294.62#7

8Peter HoWizard Sleeve6-71,317.28#8

9DanielValyrian Steel-ers3-101,077.04#11

10GregTrump's Non-Kneelers3-101,046.3#12

11JeremyDeshawn of the Dead6-71,278.14#9

12MichaelOLG Grandpa Gooch Grabbers5-81,295.28#10

2017ChampionNeil

ChampionNeil

Runner-upPeter

Points leaderNeil1,410.72

Last placeAlex

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1NeilDrake's New Favorite Team12-11,410.72#1

2PeterTook An Arrow To The Knee9-41,137.24#3

3KevinChalupa Batman10-31,219.12#2

4DavidWentz Upon a Time7-61,144.08#5

5JeremyZeke Didn't Do It8-51,192.48#4

6Peter HoWizard Sleeve7-61,017.66#6

7DanielValyrian Steel-ers3-101,031.32#11

8MichaelSackless Sacko Champ6-71,227.78#8

9GregHyde the Blount5-81,147.32#9

10RyanThe Unsullied6-71,187.6#7

11Alessandro3-10 49ers3-10985.26#10

12AlexChampion to Sacko2-11969.22#12

2016ChampionAlex

ChampionAlex

Runner-upRyan

Points leaderRyan1,451.44

Last placeMichael

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1AlexForte Inch Ditka10-31,314.98#2

2RyanThe AddDrop Empire11-21,451.44#1

3NeilDrake's New Favorite Team7-61,219.52#6

4GregDylan's Leaky Boat7-61,106.2#5

5Peter HoGotta Catch Jamaal8-51,231.64#3

6PeterGot You By The Rawls8-51,183.94#4

7AlessandroI Feel Like Pablo4-91,061.68#10

8DavidWaka Flacco Flame5-81,091.2#8

9RaedMr Potassium6-71,075.24#7

10KevinChalupa Batman5-81,166.6#9

11DanielValyrian Steel-ers4-91,019.08#11

12MichaelWaterloo Weiner Wizards3-101,060.12#12

2015ChampionJohnny

ChampionJohnny

Runner-upRyan

Points leaderJohnny1,302.7

Last placeKevin

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1JohnnyMJD_MVP10-31,302.7#1

2RyanRaedy to Win9-41,263.02#2

3AlessandroRemy Boyz7-61,145.3#6

4AlexPercy Whipped8-51,185.1#4

5ChristianWhoDat Nation7-61,105.16#5

6DavidDeflaters Gonna Deflate9-41,224.08#3

7MichaelU of T Titty Touchers6-71,122.3#8

8RaedMr Potassium6-71,089.94#7

9PeterNow Watch Me Lynch4-91,147.5#11

10Peter HoOops I Gave you Crabtree2-11959.68#12

11GregToronto Eagles5-81,139.84#10

12KevinThe Jeremy Hillbillies5-81,109.62#9

2014ChampionPeter Ho

ChampionPeter Ho

Runner-upAlessandro

Points leaderPeter Ho1,271.82

Last placeAlex

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1Peter HoOops I Gave you Crabtree9-41,271.82#3

2AlessandroWolves of Winterfell9-41,257.34#5

3KevinNothing But Green10-31,248.1#2

4DavidKush Gordon10-31,169.06#1

5PeterManzAMakeHerDance9-41,179.5#4

6DanielTittsburgh Feelers6-71,106.84#6

7MichaelSt Joan Slut Smashers6-71,040.94#8

8RaedMr Potassium6-71,041.62#7

9ChristianWhoDat Nation3-101,079.9#11

10GregToronto Eagles3-101,070.78#12

11JohnnyMJD_MVP4-91,110.84#9

12AlexIPittaThaFool3-101,073.7#10

2013ChampionJohnny

ChampionJohnny

Runner-upAlex

Points leaderAlessandro1,509.76

Last placeChristian

FinishManagerRecordPFRegular

1JohnnyMJD_MVP10-41,282.5#2

2AlexDEVASTATOR8-61,406.36#4

3MichaelSt Joan Slut Smashers10-41,384#1

4KevinNothing But Green8-61,345.1#3

5AlessandroWolves of Winterfell6-81,509.76#6

6Davidhighlife938-61,438.78#5

7PeterMr WoodHEAD5-91,206.02#8

8DanielTittsburgh Feelers6-81,292.54#7

9RaedVick in a Box5-91,261.58#9

10ChristianWhoDat Nation4-101,245.68#10

The Sacko archive

Hall of Losers

Every Sacko punishment, year by year.

Dave holding a bagel and a drink during the 24 in 24 challenge

2025

Sacko

Dave

24 in 24 challenge

2024

Sacko

Dan

Beer mile

Ali showing his pink-painted fingernails

2023

Sacko

Ali

Painted his fingernails and toenails pink

2022

Sacko

Peter Ho

Leg wax

2021

Sacko

Al

McDonald's challenge

2020

Sacko

Dave

Wore a squid hat while golfing

2019

Sacko

Jeremy

Got waxed

2018

Sacko

Mike

Didn't eat a pie

No photo

2017

Sacko

Al

Terrible lip-sync performance

No photo

2016

Sacko

Mike

Team name and photo set by the winner, Al

LinkedIn endorsement for losing at fantasy football

2015

Sacko

Kevin

LinkedIn endorsement for “Losing at fantasy football”

No punishment

2014

Sacko

Alex

No punishment

No punishment

2013

Sacko

Christian

No punishment

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Marc👑

Dave💩

Peter Ho

Peter over Greg

Alessandro over Daniel

Peter Ho vs Neil

Neil

Straight wins

Peter

Michael

Marc

Mike C

Daniel

Alex

Ryan

Ryan

Greg

Kevin

Neil

Alex

Johnny

Peter Ho

Johnny

Dave

Dan

Ali

Peter Ho

Al

Dave

Jeremy

Mike

Al

Mike

Kevin

Alex

Christian

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Dave